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August 15th, 2008
07:41 pm - Yo Momma's so Fat , She's the reason why they invented Double doors.
"It is said that Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder , but yet they say that the loss of people or things around you will heal over time , Irony at it's best."
The Life Of A Boring Fifteen , Almost sixteen kid - Volume 1
I woke up this morning with a view of an analog clock that showed 11:00
Got a fright and jumped out of bed looking for my uniform and any sign of humans in the house ,
After which i took a glance out of the window and realized it was pitch dark,
11:00 p.m
I should get a digital clock soon.
It beats having this bloody blur fiasco again.
BLUR!
blur sounds better than blah.
It has more of a feel to it,
like you are gonna barf or something .
So next time you wanna say "blah" ,
Try going "blur"
It's a fresh and new idea
I'm speaking no sense ,
Just like the French .
French Sense.
Alright that seriously didn't make any sense at all.
Not one teeny weenie bit.
Oh and I'm going to speak PERFECTLY PROPER engrish,
I meant ENGLISH ,
This is strictly due to the upcoming "O" levels English Oral exam taking place next Monday.
And not because I am trying to be funny or something.
Cause I'm not.
Boo Hoo Hoo ,
Bully for me .
Topics that have said their last goodbyes : Hair , A Competition , Old Folks Home , Nature Stuff.
This Afternoon's topic was the Nature one , and on A place of Natural beauty,
The only thing I can think of now is
A place of Natural Beauty : the shopping mall.
Yeah I'm most likely brain dead.
No one is gonna laugh.
No one is gonna cry,
No one is gonna read this.
So I can type whatever i want and no one is gonna care
Hurray Hoorah,
Andrew tan went on a kissing spree today during Wilfred Chee's lesson today.
Quite a funny man that Wilfred dude,
Oh and Filament is not one bit funny,
He tried to erm insult me?
insulting me in a way that is sooo not funny ,
and not one teeny weeny bit insulting,
It's just like insulting a rock by saying that it is stupid because it's stoning all day.
Not that I am any better but yeah.
Yeah Lum found these somewhat "dirty" "Confucius Says ," jokes online ,
Heres are a few pretty Dirty ones ,
Yeah , Confucius is ONE hell of a dirty man.
Oh well , Since no one ever reads this I guess I shan't post any more.
Cheerio!
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